ONLY  IN AMERICA:  

Only  in America…do drugstores make  the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their  prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!  
Only  in America...do people order  double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke!  
Only  in America…do banks leave both  doors open and then chain the pens to the  counters!
Only  in America...do we leave cars  worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and! put our useless junk in  the garage!
Only  in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages  of eight
Only in  America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:  'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking  creatures'!
Only  in America...do they have  drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!
EVER  WONDER...
Why  the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our  skin?  
Why  women can't put on mascara with their mouth  closed?  
Why  you never  see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?  
Why  "abbreviated" is such a long word?  
Why  doctors call what they do "practice"?  
Why  lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made  with real lemons?  
Why  the man who invests all your money is called a  broker?  
Why  the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush  hour?  
Why  there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?  
Why  Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why  they  sterilize the needle for lethal injections?  
You  know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't  they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!  
Why  don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why  are they called apartments when they are all stuck  together?  
If  con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If  flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the  terminal?